Defeat The Ignoramuses [email]

Here was the email I sent out to my list today: “The Obamacare 2.0 bill passed the house and that only means one thing – the ignoramuses are out in full force on Facebook. These people are the worst. For example: 1) They have no idea why resources need economizing (pro-tip:…

You Can’t Spell LP Without That L

The Saga of Terrible Marketing Continues So what if Gary Johnson wasn’t the “best” candidate? The libertarian “purists” need to just toe their party line, we have a real chance to win this time! Because over here in the LP, we are principal’d (intentional misspelling). Gary won. Then he got…

You Don’t Have to Fly on United

You Don’t Have to Fly on United Yes, WWIII may be commencing. But Americans, on average, don’t care about things unless they can feel emotions now. We get infuriated with what happened on a United Airlines plane instead of being distracted on the important things, like a pending nuclear war….

Trump’s Decision to Bomb Syria Splits his Supporters into Two

The Great Conservative Divide We’ve all witnessed the complete 180 degree shift Trump has had on foreign policy in regard to Syria. Trump’s decision to bomb Syria has severed his supporters into two factions: those who blindly follow a President with an R next to their name and those who are…

Coming Out: Democrat in Disguise

I think I have fooled many of you suckers by this point. I figured I would make a blog, talking about the most ridiculous ideas I could dream up. What was a more lucrative and backwards idea than anarchy mixed with capitalism? Anarchy, this moronic theory that people don’t need…

Where is Ben Swann?

Remember Ben Swann? He was a journalist at CBS46 in Atlanta who’s popular segment, “Reality Check with Ben Swann”, became an internet sensation. Additionally, his website Truth in Media, was a popular source of information. He dug into the facts and was likely the best journalist America had, despite being…

One World State or None

This past week David Rockefeller passed away. He once expressed, “Some even believe we are a part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as ‘internationalists’ and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated…

Danny Rand: The Socialist Desperately Clinging to Property Rights

Marvel’s last Defender arrived on Netflix late last week. Marvel has been consistently releasing impressive anti-authoritarian movies and television shows as part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe – which might be the greatest idea the market has ever discovered. I’ve only seen the first few episodes, but Iron Fist seems to…

The Human Mind is More Valuable than the Earth

President Trump recently released his budget plan, and the EPA is expected to be cut by 31 percent. Progressives believe this will cause the world to burn. I just wish he’d cut the other 69 percent too. It’s not that I don’t like the environment, and I wish for the…

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